Happy Halloween

October 31st, 2008 by Editor B

Here’s the full-on Crown Royal costume in all its glory.

Mom's Crown Royal

I drilled two tiny holes through a Crown Royal cap to make her crown. Two leg-holes in the classic Crown Royal bag (1.75 liter) and voila — instant costume.

Dad's Crown Royal

I feel I should clarify that Crown Royal is no particular favorite of mine. I mean it’s all right, but I don’t go out of my way for it. In fact I don’t think I’ve ever purchased a bottle until now, when I thought this would be a cute look for her first Hallowe’en.

Of course she’s too young to go door-to-door but we did get a handful of neighbor kids as usual. Here’s Darth Vader and Betsy Ross.

Trick or Treat

We handed out Ring Pops because we knew we won’t be tempted to eat any leftovers. But Xy got the jones and sent me to Rite-Aid for some chocolate. We listened to a passel of covers of “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”; for real late-night spookery we turned to The Moon Lay Hidden Beneath a Cloud. Man, that’s some creepy music.

4 Responses to “Happy Halloween”

  1. David Says:

    When you said you were going to complete the costume with a crown, I pictured something made of styrofoam or cardboard. I never imagined her crown being a cap from an actual liquor bottle. THAT’S HILARIOUS!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    yall are still so wrong.

    tonight was so great here in the hood.

    most kids on halloween since katrina.

    two fire men one cop and a ups man.

    the ups man cracked me up , i super sized his candy haul.

    every body else was pretty tradional.

    we probably had 50 or 60 kids show up tonight.

    i’m starting to feel normal about our block.

  3. Varg Says:

    Y’[all wrong fo dat!

  4. chrissieroux Says:

    Awesome.

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