Bird Poop in My Hair

July 27th, 2005 by Editor B

I ride under a lot of tree branches every day. About half of my ten minute ride to work is under tree branches. These tree branches are filled with many birds, and these birds are pooping all day long. Which raises the question: After years of riding my bike to and from work every day, how much bird poop must fall directly on me without my knowing it? How much bird poop do I have in my hair right now?

8 Responses to “Bird Poop in My Hair”

  1. nick Says:

    u have a ton of crap in your hair. yourhair is full of crap. your hair is practically made of crap u have so much crap in your hair. why did you start a blog about bird crap in your hair? u are crap!

  2. Amanda and Matthew Says:

    Yeah, we definately agree with nick. He’s a funny guy. We’re glad you didn’t write any more crap about birds and the crap in your hair. Nick’s right you are crap.

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  4. Little Bird Says:

    AAAWWW geezzzz! Give me a break Nick!

  5. ghytjgjtyjyt Says:

    u r a piece of shit

  6. gfgfff Says:

    pooping bird the pooping bird the mighty mighty pooping bird

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  8. jada Says:

    i say that bird poop is somehow not good or your hair

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